G.L. Morrison

iit! Tag you're *iit*:  We're in iit together. Lowercase letters not because your contribution is small!  But because i looks like L in most fonts.  (Trust me, I've been called g.i.  too often.) You get  *access to Patron-only content *early downloads, news, invites *undying gratitude

YOU ARE 2 AWESOME! You get access 2 all the first tier rewards plus this bad pun. (As a member of the 2Qt congress, you are eligible 2 vote on whether a number actually can be considered wordplay. And if numeric homonyms are sufficiently pun-ishing or just 2 silly for nonwords. ) You get exclusive access to Patron only posts -stories, essays and poems often appearing nowhere else. Also event notices, discounts on workshops and concerts. Also every email you receive is twice ki$$ed by the ghost of a dead poet. A really well published poet. We can't tell you which one. It would spoil the surprise. Close your eyes and try to guess what phantom lips hover near.

QY! Cue why: why three? Three is either a magic number, a crowd, a third time luck/charm or queer as a $3 bill.  To thank you for queering my budget with your lucky, charmed (and charming) lavender money... I will send a birthday triolet to your favorite person.   It's fine if your favorite person is you.

AU!  Sounds like "HEY YOU!" but means Activists United. Because we are. You get early access to  downloads, news, events and ME as your follower on *Twitter *Google+ *Facebook *Ello *Wordpress with reposts, reblogs and comments (as appropriate)

WU! Woohoo! 5 things you get when you donate $5 Access to patron only feed Invite to monthly google hangout My comments on site of your choice To add 5 words to the poem prompt bag A flash fiction or poetry surprise

$10 is the difference between having gas or food or printer toner. It is nearly the price of renewing my wordpress domain name. It IS the price of every lesbian poetry chapbook by Headmistress Press (including mine: Chiaroscuro Kisses.) At this level of sponsorship, you may have your name or business listed as a sponsor on my web page, attend google hangouts, an invitation to join a closed beta readers group to read, suggest, perhaps even influence the direction of works in progress.

$20 is BOGO. In addition to all earlier rewards you may bring a friend to any (nay, every !) show or workshop. So BOGO like YOLO.

CU! Coo, cue, kerchoo. How can I thank you enough, Mrs. Robinson? Name a character in story. Get a chapbook, a postcard, a broadside, a phone call, me recording your voice mail message or poem of your choice.

DU! Do  that vudu you do so well.  What I can DU for you: *any earlier rewards *a birthday card (or an appropriate greeting on the date of your choice) *a phone call * dinner when you're in town

GU! Gee you surprise me with your generosity. Let me surprise you with:  All the earlier stuff and a pack lesbian trading cards.  Plus I will review (honestly) the book of your choice on amazon, goodreads and one of my blogs.

If you can afford this level of support , you don't need me to send you a free book.  So I will send books instead to libraries, books to prisoners programs and/or archives to be certain your gift keeps giving.  Plus  *any earlier rewards *poem for your birthday or other significant occasion