Can't Disappoint Podcasts

Thanks for becoming a Patron! Becoming a part of Team Cockroach gives you access to You Can't Diss a Pre-Show, our exclusive Patron podcasts (like Brokeback Bebop), automatic entry into future giveaways and more without the pesky obligation to actually hang out with Zach and Stephen. It's truly a win-win situation! Access to You Can't Diss a Pre-Show, our weekly livestream pre-podcast! Access to all of our premium Patron podcasts (Brokeback Bebop, Nerdstalgia and more)! Access to Patreon exclusive game nights and other livestream events! Early access to Into the Time-Knife every week (and other podcasts when applicable) Automatic (one) entry into future giveaways!

Show more Grab a martini glass filled with olives, you've reached Maximum Derek! Becoming a $10 patron gives you all the frills and exclusive podcasting of the $5 patron with added benefits such as a lovingly handwritten postcard sent to you by mail, a weekly shout-out on Into the Time-Knife and more! Access to monthly patron-only Zach & Stephen Zoom chat! Automatic (two) entries into future giveaways! Access to You Can't Diss a Pre-Show, our weekly livestream pre-podcast! Access to Patreon exclusive game nights and other livestream events! Access to all of our premium Patron podcasts (Brokeback Bebop, Nerdstalgia and more)! Early access to Into the Time-Knife every week (and other podcasts when applicable) Weekly shout-out on Into the Time-Knife! Handwritten postcard upon sign-up!

Show more You've done your part as a member of the human race - ranking up enough points to enter The Good Place! Becoming a $25 patron will take you near the top of the heap, giving you all the previous rewards along with an extended "brought to you by" shout-out or Ad for anything you'd like us to plug twice a month on Into the Time-Knife and the incredibly meta experience of GUEST HOSTING an episode of our weekly livestreamed pre-show, You Can't Diss a Pre-Show, with Zach & Stephen! Guest host an episode of You Can't Diss a Preshow with Zach & Stephen! (One per patron, future appearances possible pending approval) Automatic (five) entries into future giveaways! Access to monthly patron-only Zach & Stephen Zoom chat! Access to You Can't Diss a Pre-Show, our weekly livestream pre-podcast! Access to Patreon exclusive game nights and other livestream events! Access to all of our premium Patron podcasts (Brokeback Bebop, Nerdstalgia and more)! Handwritten postcard upon sign-up! Weekly shout-out on Into the Time-Knife! Two "brought to you by" extended shout-outs or ad placement in two (2) episodes of Into the Time-Knife monthly! Early access to Into the Time-Knife every week (and other podcasts when applicable)

Show more Get ready to make our podcast enterprise your very own Neighborhood! Thank you for incredibly generous support of what we do here at Can't Disappoint Podcasts! Becoming a $50 patron gives you everything from the other tiers along with becoming real-life friends with Zach & Stephen in exchange for money! Your rewards will include a one-on-one Zoom chat or game night with Zach & Stephen and you'll also have the opportunity to pick out an episode of television (of any show - or movie or music for that matter) and give Zach & Stephen no choice but to review it for a Patreon exclusive podcast, which you may appear on! One-on-one Zoom chat or game night with Zach & Stephen! Make us review any piece of media and we'll record a premium podcast on it which you may appear on, if scheduling allows! Automatic 10 (ten) entries into future giveaways! Guest host an episode of You Can't Diss a Preshow with Zach & Stephen! (One per patron, future appearances possible pending approval) Two "brought to you by" extended shout-outs or ad placement in two (2) episodes of Into the Time-Knife monthly! Weekly shout-out on Into the Time-Knife! Access to monthly patron-only Zach & Stephen Zoom chat! Handwritten postcard upon sign-up! Access to You Can't Diss a Pre-Show, our weekly livestream pre-podcast! Access to Patreon exclusive game nights and other livestream events! Access to all of our premium Patron podcasts (Brokeback Bebop, Nerdstalgia and more)! Early access to Into the Time-Knife every week (and other podcasts when applicable)