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Peter Welch's Patreon offers insightful and humorous adult essays exploring personal experiences and cultural observations, appealing to a niche audience of intellectually curious readers. Join a growing community of 51 members!
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15 postsW.E.L.P.
FreeCongratulations! You’ve made it to the collapse of the postwar order. The future is not going to be great. The United St...
Navigating the Anxiety Vortex
PaidUpon the most recent medical assurance that I had more than a few months to live, I was more relieved than I expected to...
In Praise of Excruciation
PaidMaking a metal bull model almost killed me.It is a known element of ADHD fixation that the sufferer tends to Do The Next...
Tech Erosion
FreeWhile flying back into the states from a sorely needed yet thoroughly exhausting vacation, the final hurdle between air...
Eldritch Gymnastics
PaidSmile scared the piss out of me.In my middle age, with all its years of nothing inexplicable ever happening to me or any...
AI Is Not the Problem
PaidThere’s a rule for watching Star Trek episodes: Pay attention to three-word noun phrases in the jargon. Reversed polarit...
To the Tiny Spider That Came With Us From Brooklyn
PaidIt was the briefest slice of light, a telltale shimmer, that revealed you. It glinted up your thread, running down fro...
Pennsylvania, So Far
PaidBrooklyn tried to kill us before we left. I half-woke in an already disgusting apartment at two in morning from dreams o...
Dysmantle is a Revelation and the One-Armed King is my God
Paid(Hey guys; starting to get back on the saddle. Probably going to crank these out a little more regularly, hopefully snea...
Audiobook!
FreeSo for those of you not exclusively here because they read Programming Sucks and who like my non-hating-my-career work,...
The Tom Cruise Effect
PaidEverybody forgets. Nietzsche was super into it. I forget why. Forgetting a celebrity name is common enough that they acr...
Immuniday
PaidTomorrow is Leah’s immuniday. It’s what we’re calling the two-week mark after the second vaccine. It one of the new word...
The Steak Knife Incident
PaidThere were no steak knives. It’s one of those things you don’t notice until you notice. I glanced over at the dish rack....
New Book
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A Better Place
PaidThis morning I felt something I couldn’t identify. I was sitting in my yard in Brooklyn, wondering what to do about the...
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- 2015-04-09
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About Peter Welch
Peter Welch is an essayist whose Patreon page, launched in April 2015, serves as a platform for sharing his unique perspective on life, culture, and the world around him. His writing is characterized by its introspective nature, witty observations, and a clear appeal to a specific demographic – those who might appreciate the humor and intellectual engagement of a 30-something liberal arts major. While his work is deeply personal, it also manages to connect with wider themes and resonate with a dedicated community. Currently boasting 51 total members and 31 paid subscribers, Peter's Patreon demonstrates a sustained, though modest, following built over years of consistent content creation. His estimated monthly earnings fall within the $31-$155 range, highlighting the organic, community-focused nature of his project rather than a pursuit of significant financial gain. The longevity of his Patreon, coupled with his consistent output, showcases a creator committed to sharing his voice and building genuine connections with his audience.