Aceso Under Glass

Faced with a very limited amount of compute, you evolved algorithms to let you form complex hunting strategies and learn from experience.

Once the secret of the biologists, your brilliance and playful attitude towards life are now widely known and respected.  Access to my personal discord, including channels for open discussion and discussion of my projects in particular. As of this writing, one of those projects is called vampire-reformation.

Bane of aquarium staff, you're the smartest animal to never meet its own children.  All previous rewards Office hours after most posts.

Did you know that apes are monkeys? New World and Old World monkeys split off before old world monkeys and apes, so if you want a monocladistic group that includes every monkey, it has to include apes as well. Congratulations on being a monkey and a great ape! All previous rewards image credit: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Comparison_of_size_of_gibbonhuman,chimpanzee_%28Pan_troglodytes%29_western_gorilla_%28Gorilla_gorilla%29_%28standing%29andorangutan_%28Pongo_abelii%29.svg

You're the largest living land animal and are smart enough to ask humans for help or take it by force, depending on the situation.  All previous rewards If the post discussion calls ever get crowded, this tier will get its own.

Truly the prince of the court. You are not merely brilliant at problem solving, 3D modeling, and social coordination. Nor merely charismatic. You are fucking enormous. For that, we salute you.  All previous rewards All the plankton you can eat* By-name appreciation on supported posts. *Note to the IRS: this is a joke based on the slang term "whale" . No one should be charged sale tax.